Silicon Valley's premier relationship architect

Make Her
Come and Come.

Invest in your love life as if your valuation depends on it. Premium coaching, portraits and rituals for Bay Area founders who refuse to ship a bad product, including themselves.

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94%
Second-date rate
0%
NO SHOW ON 1ST DATE
$2.4B
Client net worth served
100%
Discretion
The Method

Three pillars. One outCOME.

We treat your love life as the highest-leverage product you'll ever ship. Each pillar is independently shippable, and compounds in production.

Strategy01

Talk --> Listen

Re-architect your listening operating system. Conversation, presence, and high-conviction attraction — engineered, rehearsed, deployed.

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Brand02

Look --> See

Editorial photography for your dating profile. We replace the gym selfie with an asset that signals taste, status, and intent.

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Ops03

Cum --> COME

Hands-on, technical workshops on what actually happens after the third date. Pleasure as a craft. Retention as a discipline.

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Limited Partners
“Closed my Series B and got engaged in the same quarter. The ROI on my personal life finally caught up with my cap table position.”
Anonymous Founder
YC W23 · $40M Series B
Allocation

Pick your Love Life Valuation.

Every tier includes complimentary bedsheets and metal cutlery.

Seed

The Audit

$5,500/ one-time
  • Profile deconstruction
  • 1 portrait session
  • Bio rewrite
  • 1 strategy call
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Most deployed
Series A

Product–Market Fit

$18,000/ per quarter
  • Full visual identity package
  • Private intimacy workshop
  • Weekly 1:1 advisory
  • Date logistics concierge
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Growth

Compounding Love

Inquire/ retainer
  • Curated partner sourcing
  • Couples advisory
  • Global travel choreography
  • Discretion guaranteed
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Bay Area Love Consultant, founder
The Founder

Because your love life shouldn't require a bug fix

A decade running growth at category-defining companies. A second decade quietly advising the Bay's most ambitious founders on the only KPI that matters when the IPO is over.

No pickup tricks. No scripts. No bro. Just radical self-awareness, taste, and the disciplined practice of being someone worth choosing.

ex-Stripeex-AirbnbStanford GSBFeatured in 𝗧𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗖𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵

Your runway is short.

Intake calls are 30 minutes, fully confidential, and worth more than your last all-hands. Limited to 12 clients per quarter.

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